When I thought about starting this little venture. I wondered if perhaps fame and fortune might come my way. That I’d be catapulted to celebrity status with my witty rhymes and worldly insights. Perhaps then I might be invited on wonderful TV shows such as Have I Got News For You. And so I imagined that I was invited on the show. And that while I was there I sat during a break in filming and wrote a Limerick for a fella from Scunthorpe who was called Dave and drove a Ford Focus and liked gardening.
I then realised that this of course was not happening and I was lying in bed dozing away. But the limerick itself was real and has been preserved for your enjoyment.
While watching a topical news quiz,
A young man got in a bit of a tizz.
He yearned for his Ford Focus,
And its small potted crocus,
Which he watered with his piddle and jizz.
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